It’s time to break up with the algorithm.

(and “growth hacks,” chatgpt written posts, “experts” that only really sell their own expertise, follower count, and anything else that makes you want to use steel wool as a loofah when you log off)

To run your business, you have to post online

You know that. I know that. Heck, even weird Uncle Bill knows that and he thinks the internet runs via crystals (it does, but I digress). 

But how do you promote your biz without wanting to claw your eyes out/pass away/stub your toe twice, same toe/run into your ex’s mom buying fungal cream (you’re both purchasing), or any other heinous life experience? Step one: throw the algorithm out the window.

Signs you’re ready to kick the algorithm to the curb:

You want to spend your time actually doing what you love vs spending 3 hours hunting down trending audios

DIYing social media with Canva, Chatgpt, and a Dream, hiring someone on Fiverr, ghosting your community for months, or outsourcing to another company has not worked for you 

You started your business as a way to carve out space for yourself and others like you in this capitalist hellscape and have a sneaking suspicion finding and embracing your people will not involve participating in dance trends

The thought of posting 3 reels a day (or a week tbh) makes you want to strike a bargain with an evil crow and live out the rest of your days as a bog witch where the internet cannot reach or hurt you

Take a deep breath, my friend.

What if I told you social media is not life or death, good vs. evil, “it’s so over” vs “we are so back?”

Social media is a tool! I repeat social media is a TOOL — to use, to wield, to create, to deconstruct, to even throw in the trash when necessary!

And I am here to be your trainer, your accomplice, your guide, your weird Barbie, to show you the way through the doom and gloom of posting and turn it into a neutral, dare I say positive, relationship with social media.

“Believe me when I say that I searched for literal years for someone who could offer what KP and Jupiter does. Bless this angel for talking me off the ledge and producing a real strategy for social media that matched our greater company goals. Working with them is a true pleasure; I feel confident and relaxed because I know that we're in the good hands of an extremely online (complimentary) and extremely thoughtful social media expert. Hire them!”

— Michelle Pellizzon Lipsitz, HWIC of Holisticism & SPACIES

“That sounds great, but how tf do you do that?”

I am so glad you asked! Here’s how we can overhaul your relationship with social:

Option 1:

🪐 world builder 🪐

You’ll walk away with the foundation to build your evil gay empire on and the accompanying content to actually do the damn thing.

This is for you if…

⭐ You’re looking to launch or overhaul your business’ digital footprint

⭐ Social media seems scary, overwhelming, and is actively haunting your dreams

Investment:

$1200 with the option to split into 3-month payment plan.

This 3-month commitment includes:

Social Strategy — without strategy you might as well be contacting your clients through carrier pigeon (cool, though not effective).

Strategy includes:

  • Deep Meaningful Convo (a DMC if you are a summer camp squirrel like me) - We’ll have a heart 2 heart to discuss your business goals your hopes, your ideal client, your icks, and your hyperfixations

  • Market Research 

  • Audience profiles

  • Content buckets & types

  • Goals

Social Calls & Monthly Content Roadmap:

We meet monthly to talk all things social and create an outline together on what to post and when to post it. I’ll be your content confidante, helping you navigate through the good, the bad, and the extremely unhinged ideas.

Partner in gay crime:

I’ll be here to bounce around ideas, gut check on initiatives, and give my insight on whatever New Shiny Thing everyone says you should care about that week. 

System:

We’ll work together to set up a digital universe (in Notion) that makes posting easy — made with the chaotic goblin brain in mind 

Option 2:

🛰️ sattelite support 🛰️

You’ll walk away with the tools and a game plan to tackle your monthly content cal.

This is for you if…

⭐You’ve gotten a hang of Creating Content but need to hone in on what really makes you shine

⭐You have ideas by the plentiful but an issue with the follow-through and need an accountability partner (whomst among us hasn’t been there)

Investment:

$900 with the option to split into a 3 month payment plan.

This 3 month commitment includes:

System:

We’ll work together to set up a digital universe (in Notion) that makes posting easy — made with the chaotic goblin brain in mind 

Social Calls & Monthly Content Roadmap:

We meet monthly to talk all things social and create an outline together on what to post and when to post it. I’ll be your content confidante, helping you navigate through the good, the bad, and the extremely unhinged ideas.

Partner in gay crime:

I’ll be here to bounce around ideas, gut check on initiatives, and give my insight on whatever New Shiny Thing everyone says you should care about that week. 

Howdy, I’m KP, your local Pisces clown and creative partner.

With 10 years of experience in the digital marketing space and a lifetime of trying to fit myself into places I don’t belong, I created Jupiter Content Co. for other small business weirdos trying to build a better world for themselves. 

I work with and for the girls, gays, and theys creating strategy-driven content for their stellar businesses. I believe the weirdos shall inherit the earth and I am doing everything in my power to speed up that process.

They / Them

CLIENTS:

Questions?

  • Omg! You’re tooooo kind! While I appreciate it, if you’re looking for the full monty, reach out to the folks at VVITCH Digital. We can work together over there 😉

  • Because it is constantly changing, literally impossible to define, and they could unplug the internet tomorrow. Everything you know about social media could literally change in an instant, no point in chasing wild geese.

  • Nope! I provide my services to businesses of all sizes, and I am happy to work with you or your marketing department to develop your social plan.

  • Listen, I’m not your mom or your boss (nor am I here to be) and only you can determine your fate. BUT, a second set of eyes, ears, and intuition streamlines the brainstorming process and you’ll have an accountability partner.

  • Reach out and we can talk sliding scale or trade opportunities. I’m a busy clown, so no guarantees but I’m always open to working outside of the confines of capitalism BaByEEE.

Ready? LET’S DO THIS!

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